"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion." - Mirabeau
"When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out." - Elizabeth Bowen
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller
"I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." - Frank Zappa
"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know." - Mistinguett
"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do... I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting." - many attributions
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort
"When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out." - Elizabeth Bowen
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller
"I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." - Frank Zappa
"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know." - Mistinguett
"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton
"I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's eighth husband on her wedding night: I know what I'm supposed to do... I just have to figure out a way to make it interesting." - many attributions
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort
"Thou art to me a delicious torment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
