Tease ur friends

[Vivek F]

هذي مجموعة مساجات لي يحبوا يقصروا مع احبابهم

Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in
Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......thank u soooo much "dear lamp":biggrin:

" I ask god a Flower, he gave me agarden. I ask a tree, he gave me a Forest. I ask a lake , he gave me An ocean, I ask a fool, he gave me U:biggrin2:

Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r we so ugly?"Mum replies" we should thank dear god, at least we don't look as horrible as the ones reading this sms":biggrin:n

roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you:biggrin2:f

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??your Own Stupid:biggrin:f

Nobody likes u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u , nobody is ur best friend, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody:biggrin2:f

Its too hard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, That's me, what's a waste of life if u loose me:biggrin:f

if u read this sms, I'm smart.. if u save this, u agree I'm smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreading that I'm smart.. if u delete the sms u r jealous:biggrin2:f

Those innocent eyes, the great smile, the perfect walk, the smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, that's enough about me... how r u ?:biggrin::biggrin2:f


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?:biggrin:f

I look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
I look at you
i..i...
I rather look at the moon again:biggrin2:F

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words:biggrin::biggrin2:V


راني نستنى في ردودكم باه نزيدكم مجموعة اخرى

 

[ِchdz]

رد: Tease ur friends

Thank you a lot ...... very good........ I love them ​

j'attend encore plus

merci​

 

[Vivek F]

رد: Tease ur friends

راني رجعت نترجم واش كتبت

1=مظلمة تلك الايام دونك اضات حياتي لما كانت مظلمة اعطيتني نورا انار حياتي فشكرا لك عزيزي...............المصباح

سالت الله وردة اعطاني حديقة سالته شجرة فاعطاني غابة سالته بحيرة اعطاني محيطا و سالته غبيا فاعطاني...................................انت

مرة قرد سال امو "لماذا نحن بهذه البشاعة???" فاجابته "علينا ان نشكر الله فعلى الاقل نحن لسنا في درجة فظاعة قارئ هذه الرسالة""

اليوم و غدا و بالامس قلب واحد سيخفق لك للابد. اتعرف قلب من???..............................
قلبك انت يا غبي

لا احد يحبك لا احد يهتم لك لا احد يشتاق لك لا احد يريد رؤيتك لا احد صديقك لا احد سعيد معك...............................لا تبك...............................فاسمي لا احد

انه من الصعب ان تخسر احدا99%جميل , 98%حلو, 97 %محب ,96% موهوب و 100% محبوب انها انا انها لخسارة كبيرة ان تفقدني

اذا قرات الرسالة فانا ذكية, اذا سجلتها فانت توافق كوني ذكية , اذا قراتها مرة اخرى فانت حتما تؤكد اني ذكية اما اذا محيتها فهذا يعني انك غيور

تلك العيون البريئة , تلك الضحكة الرائعة, المشية المثالية, الحديث العذب , و الجمال الخلاب..................................كفانا حديثا عني, ما اخبارك??

المطر يجعل كل شيئ جميلا , العشب و الازهار............ فاذا كان المطر يجعل كل شيئ جميلا لماذا لا يهطل عليك??????

نظرت الى القمر فوجدته جميلااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااااا
ثم نظرت اليك
...................................
من الافضل ان انظر للقمر مجددا


انت 100% جميل
100% محبوب
100% حلو
100% و رائع
100% غبي لالنك صدقت ما قلته لك

 

[mimia2]

رد: Tease ur friends

good what do u think about this:
toz 4u
don't be angry............
t means : tak care of ur self
0: of course i love u
z:zero my life without u

want u another 1????

 

[Vivek F]

رد: Tease ur friends

Deep thank for you bro chdz and you mydear mimia2 for postin ur rsponses

And here another collection for ur eyes only


If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,and....be Smart as ME.

اذا اردت النجاح في الحياة كن حلوا كالعسل منضبطا كالساعة منتعشا كالورود لينا كانسيج قويا كالصخر و................................... ذكيا مثلي

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me

الفواكه الحلوة جيد اكلها , الكلمات الحلوة جيد قولها , لكن الاشخاص الحلوين صعب ايجادهم, فبحق السماء كيف وجدتني???????????

we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can be more....
than friends? coz I love u very much. will u be my partner 2............... rob a bank

نحن نعرف بعض من وقت طويل الان فهل تظن انه يمكننا ان نكون اكثر من مجرد اصدقاء انا احبك كثيرا فهل تكون شريكي ل.............................سرقة بنك

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is yours

ماهو الفرق بين القرد و الحمار???? القرد يحتفظ بهذه الرسالة و الحمار يمحيها , الاختيار لك

Do u know how to entertain Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
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>
* PRESS UP

هل تعرف كيف تسلي الاغبياء
انزل تحت
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*
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*
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اصعد فوق



Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you

افتحها بحب ان ازعجتك
اسفة لكني
احتاج لاقول
اني
احب...
ان ازعجك

A good friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow

الصديق الجيد مثل الوسادة, يمكنك ان تعانقها عندما تكون في مشكلة, تبكي عليها حين تتالم, و تحضنها حين تكون سعيدا ,اذا ان احتجت لصديق..............اشتر وسادة


Hope u'll like these 2, till next time take care

 

[ِchdz]

رد: Tease ur friends

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
:biggrin:

Thank you, Thank you ....I love them too ..... very good
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[mimia2]

رد: Tease ur friends

thinxxxxx
very lovely ones.................
what about this?????????

Hello means: H-have u missed me ? E-everything is aright ? L-like to be with u. L-like to see u. o- obviously i miss u. Just wanna say hello to u
.

The sky is full by stars but the moon is you the world is full by friends but the best is you


1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U


lovely msg 4 a lovely person from a lovely person 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time from alovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style 2say; i miss u;-(
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What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.

Nobody's Right Till Somebody's Wrong; Nobody's Weak Till Somebody's Strong; Nobody's Lucky Till Love Comes Along; Nobody's Lonely Till Somebody's Gone
....
see out side the window u will see sun rising for u flowers smiling for u birds singing for u because last night i told them to wish u good morning

A freind is sweet when it's new, and it's sweeter when it's true, but it's the the sweetest when it's ...YOU

bonne suite 4 u

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[Vivek F]

رد: Tease ur friends


Again thnx a lot chdz n mimia2

for being sooooooooooooo kind

 

[فتاة المملكه]

رد: Tease ur friends

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words:biggrin::biggrin2:V


thank you......i like all the messages ,it is really funny

 

[Vivek F]

رد: Tease ur friends

Vielen Dank meine Liebe

n here is one more*************************

You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier

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so sweet is ur smile
so sweet is ur style
sweet is ur talk
so sweet is ur walk
............
see how sweetly I lie

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If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you. I'll kill uuuuuuu

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A *smile* is a sign of joy
A *hug* is a sign of love
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness
A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE

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Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now.??x
no visits
Calls....,
No SMS from Week
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...

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Are U n JAIL again?x
pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase reply

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i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z

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I wrote, ur name on sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!

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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen

*************

Last night devils come 2 me, they wanted 2 trouble good people, so I gave them ur name.They said:"Oh,no we can't disturb our boss" ha

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No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS

*************

Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him

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[mimia2]

رد: Tease ur friends


I wrote, ur name on sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK
!


Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen



Last night devils come 2 me, they wanted 2 trouble good people, so I gave them ur name.They said:"Oh,no we can't disturb our boss" ha

:biggrin2::biggrin2:
:biggrin2::biggrin2:
:biggrin2::biggrin2:
:biggrin2::biggrin2:
thinks a lot they r all funny
really i loved them

i'm waiting 4 new ones
@++

 

[Vivek F]

رد: Tease ur friends

Chokria mera dost MIMIA2

u asked 4 new n here it is, enjoy it sweetie

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one msg received...
one cool person sent it...
one fool is reading it...
one fool gets mad...
one fool is still reading it...
one fool will forward this message to another fool


baby u are the bomb surely your father is the terrorist, your smile destroys miesurely your mom is the tsunami
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A - U'r Attractive .B - U'r the Best . C - U'r Cute. D - U'r Dear 2 me. E - U'r Excellent .F - U'r Funny G - U'r Good Looking . H - He He He. I - I'm.
J - Just . K - Kidding



WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
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New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try again


My Eyes
DETECTED
My Heart
REACTED
Thousands were
REJECTED
& only u were
SELECTED
bcoz i need a monkey 4 an advertisment


Stars+moon
=romantic nights
Birds+sky
=lovely day
Forest+animals
=beautiful world
you+your smile
Yeahhhh..
The MUMMY Returns


It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS


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7 Angels com&e to me
ask:
the name of most
INTELLIGENT
SMART
HANDSOM
DECENT
& WELL-MANNERED person
I told them ur name

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the last one is dedicated 2 u MIMIA2

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[farida91]

رد: Tease ur friends

thank you very much it was a good idea

 

[Vivek F]

رد: Tease ur friends

راني جبت مجموعة جديدة مهدية لكامل احبابكم



Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!v



As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.b


6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND





True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
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God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
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Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
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Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
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A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and
touches your heart.n

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A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you



A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.v



Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u



What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?c
A friend is a tissue when you can't stop crying
A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying
A friend always listens when you have something to say
A friend is a week when you just need a day
A friend is a crutch when you have a broken heart
A friend is some glue when everything falls apart
A friend is a sun when the rain just won't stop
A friend is your mom when you run into a cop
A friend is a phone call when you can't leave your home
A friend is a hand when you feel all alone
A friend is a wing if you want to fly
A friend understands without knowing why
A friend is an ear for a secret to tell
A friend is an aspirin when your head hurts like hell
A friend is a love that can never let go

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