Men are the happiest EVER
MONEY:
A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item he needs.
A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel ..
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337, a man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man saysafter that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
Aman will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Woman somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
SO, I hope for women who have a sense of humor to handle it ... and for men to enjoy reading it
